Boy: Dad, I got expelled from school.Dad: WHAT? WHY? Boy: A kid said ‘sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me.’Dad: So?Boy: So I threw a dictionary at him.###Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: `And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?` the reporter asked.She simply replied, `No peer pressure.`###Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, How old was your husband?` `98,` she replied.`Two years older than me.``So you`re 96,` the undertaker commented.She responded, `Hardly worth going home, is it?`