Teacher: “Here is a math problem. If your dad earned $300 dollars a week and he gave your mother half, what should he have?”Student: “A heart attack.”###Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”Vincent: “One dollar.”Teacher: “You don’t know your arithmetic.”Vincent: “You don’t know my father.”###Sylvia: “Dad, can you write in the dark?”Dad: “I think so. What do you want me to write?”Sylvia: “Your name on this report card.”