A girl came home from school. Her mother asked, ‘Dear how was your first day at school?’And the girl replied, ‘First day? You mean I have to go back there tomorrow?’###Teacher: Last night I had a dream that I ate a huge marshmallow.Student: And what happened next?Teacher: I woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!###The patient sat there looking ill and asked, ‘Flu?’The doctor replied, ‘No, I came on my bicycle actually!’