Who has little brother or sister?

There was a little boy, his mother was pregnant.He asked: What’s in your stomach mom?Mother: Um. It’s your brother.Tomorrow, the teacher: Who has little brother or sister?The little boy: I have a brother but my mother ate him.###Teacher: ‘George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?’Louie: ‘Because George still had the axe in his hand.’###Mother: ‘Why did you get such a low mark on that test?’Junior: ‘Because of absence.’Mother: ‘You mean you were absent on the day of the test?’Junior: ‘No, but the kid who sits next to me was.’