Physics Teacher: ‘Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?’Student: ‘Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.’###A man talking to God:The man: ‘God, how long is a million years?’God: ‘To me, it’s about a minute.’The man: ‘God, how much is a million dollars?’God: ‘To me it’s a penny.’The man: ‘God, may I have a penny?’God: ‘Wait a minute.’###A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, ‘Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.’The mother exclaimed, ‘But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?’The little girl replied, ‘My homework.’