Why do men need sports action replays 30 seconds after the event?Because they’ve forgotten what happened.###Why did God create man first?Because he needed a rough working model before creating the perfect specimen of the species.###A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush bolders.He asked for the worlds fastest sports car and a ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman.