An English professor wrote up on the board “woman without her man is nothing” and told his students to punctuate it.The males in the class wrote “Woman, without her man, is nothing.”The Females wrote “Woman! Without her, man is nothing.”###“Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you’d like to have dinner with.”A man rubbed a lamp and a genie came out. The man asked to be stronger than any other man. He was given the strength to crush bolders.###He asked for the world’s fastest sports car and a Ferrari appeared in front of him. He then asked to be smarter than any other every man on the earth. He was turned into a woman.