Wilfred had just learned his ABCs and was very scared of reciting them in front of his class. He stood in front of the class trembling and began."A B C D E F G H I J L K M N O Q R S T U V W X Y Z."His teacher said, "Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where`s the P?He replied, "It`s running down my leg."***Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck.***Q: Why are there hardly any dental professionals in Arkansas?A: Because it takes 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.