At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, ‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’The other replied, ‘Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.’###Wife: I found Aladin’s lamp today.Husband: Wow, what did you ask for darling?Wife: I asked him to increase your brain power by ten times.Husband: Oh! Love you so much. Did he do that?Wife: He laughed and said multiplication doesn’t work with zero.###Why do men need sports action replays 30 seconds after the event?Because they’ve forgotten what happened.