Jokes

Sure your name is not Google!

Boy to girl: are you sure your name is not GOOGLE!Girl answered: No, of course not, Why? Boy: because you have everything that I am searching for. ###Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar?Girl: I wish you were on TV.Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good?  Girl: Um. Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off.###Girl: Who is more beautiful me or Moon?Boy: I don’t really Know but I knowWhen I see you I totally forget the Moonand when I see the Moon I remember you.