At the scene of an accident a man was crying: Oh God! I have lost my hand, oh!Boy: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?###A boy joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Boy: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.###Boy: You cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to you.Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio!’