Boss: Where were you born?Sardar: India.Boss: which part?Sardar: What `which part`? Whole body was born in India.###2 Boys were fixing a bomb in a car.Boy 1: What would you do if the bombexplodes while fixing.Boy 2: Dont worry, I have one more.###Boy: What is the name of your car?Girl: I forgot the name, but is starts with `T`.Boy: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.