Q: What type of sandals do frogs wear? A: Open-toad!***Q: What did the verb say when the words have, has, and had were removed from the English language? A: "Nobody`s perfect!"***During college, I worked on a conveyor belt. One day, I was on a blind date, and she asked me about my job.“I work at the end of a belt,” I said.With an ebullient smile, she asked, “Are you the buckle?”