Scene: A conversation with my friend’s father, who knows I do Web design.Father: I have a business idea. How hard is it to make a Facebook?Me: Oh, very easy.Friend: He doesn’t mean to make a Facebook profile. He means to remake all of Facebook.Me: Oh. Very hard.Father: Oh, OK.###While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. “If you get your train,” I told him, “your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?”The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, I asked, “What else would you like Santa to bring you?”He promptly replied, “Another train.”