Jokes

You know, I was a fool when I married you

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife.You know, I was a fool when I married you.She replied, Yes dear, I knowBut I was in love and didn’t notice.###Husband throwing knives on wife’s picture.All were missing the target!Suddenly he received call from her"Hi, what are you doing?"His honest reply, "MISSING U"###One boy on his way to home with his mom after school saw a couple kissing on the road.He suddenly shouted and said look momthey are fighting for CHEWING GUM.