Jony: My wife went for horse-riding to lose weight. Lost 6kg!Rony: Hard work pays!Jony: No! She didn`t but that horse lost the weight!###Husband buys a mouth fresher for wife.Wife: Why you don`t buy for you.Husband: I remain silent anyways.###For voting you age should be 18 but for marriage you must be 21, why?Wise man replies: Because government knows that taking care of the wife is bigger task than taking care of nation.