Couple got fight!Wife in anger goes to market, buys poison, eats and after sometime.She did not die.Husband: Lot of time, I told you, take care while buying things, money is wasted and work is still incomplete!###If girl is with you - Restaurant BillIf girl is far from you - Mobile billIf girl is separated from you - Than Bar Bill.Moral - No Girl - No Bills!###Teacher: What small bee gives you?Kid: Honey!Teacher: What small goat gives you?Kid: Milk!And what buffalo gives you?Kid: Home work!