Innocent boy to a girl at party: Would you like to dance?Girl smiled and said: Yes. For sure!Boy: So can I take this chair?###Me: Can I copy your homework?Her: Yeah but the answers are probably all wrong.Me: I don`t care, thanks!###Husband on wife`s grave.. With a table fan.. Crying...Someone comes and asks - did you love her a lot?Man: Which love? She took a promise that you will re-marry when my graves goes dry - I don`t know who stupid put lot of water daily here?