Once in USA, a new machine is made to catch the thieved.Result:In America - 1 day and catch 10 thieves.In Korea - 1 Day and catch 15 thieves.In India - 1 day and Machine is being theft.###In marriage - A man kept on eating for long time.Some one asked: Till when you continue eating.Man: I myself very tensed - but in card, it is written that dinner 7 to 12.Teacher: How old is your mother?###Kid: As old I am.Teacher: How is it possible?Kid: Because she becomes mother the day I took birth!