Kid: I got 100 marks in school today.Dad: Wow, what did you get a hundred for?Kid: Two things - 50 in English and 50 in Maths.###1st thief: Oh! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.###Me: Can I copy your homework?Her: Yeah but the answers are probably all wrong.Me: I don`t care, thanks!