Why are you late in class?Kid: Because of parents fight.Teacher: How their fight can make you late?Kid: Because one shoe was with mom and other was with dad!###When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.###Wife joins English speaking class and after few days: Wife to husband: Welcome home darling.Husband: Thank you, but I am so tired today.Wife: Ok, No problem, `REST IN PEACE`