In marriage, daughter runs and goes back to her room.Mother stops her on the way and says: please do not go back, just go with your hubby. Daughter: Please leave me, I am just going back to take my phone charger, it is gonna die!###Doctor: You`re overweight. Patient: I think I want a second opinion. Doctor: You`re also ugly.###Teacher: Name some countries?Australian Kid: Australia.Teacher: That is it?Kid: Yes.Teacher: Aren`t Africa, UK, US, India, Singapore, Europe countries?Kid: Nope, They are not country, they are foreign countries.