Jokes

Joke of the Day: Jan 12, 2016

Boy : Marry me.. ?Girl: Do you have a house..?Boy : No..Girl: Do you have a BMW car.. ?Boy : No..Girl: How much is your salary.. ?Boy : No salary.. but,..Girl: No but. You have nothing.. How can imarry you.??Leave please.!Boy: (talk to himself) I have one villa, 3property lands, 3 Ferrari, 2Porsche.. Why Istill need to buy BMW.?! How can I get thesalary when actually I am the BOSS###Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he`s stupid may stand up!"*Nobody stands up*Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"*Little Johnny stands up* Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you`re stupid?" Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you`re standing alone..."