Police: ‘Did you kill this man?’Killer: ‘No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed.’###Boy: The principal is so dumb!Girl: Do you know who I am?Boy: No.Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!Boy: Do you know who I am?Girl: No. Boy: Good! Walks away.###When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation. I almost died in Finding Nemo.