Jokes

Joke of the Day: Jan 09, 2016

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: `And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?` the reporter asked.She simply replied, `No peer pressure.`###Three old guys are out walking. First one says,`Windy, isn`t it?` Second one says, `No, it`s Thursday!`Third one says, `So am I. Let`s go get a beer.`###I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor`s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.