Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an ‘I’. Student: I is the. Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an ‘I’. Always put ‘am’ after an ‘I’.Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.###Boy: What is the longest word in the English language? Girl: There is a mile between the first and last letters!###A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.