A man called his child`s doctor, ‘Hello! My son just snatched my pen when I was writing and swallowed it. What should I do?’ The doctor replied, ‘Until I can come over, write with another pen.’###Son: ‘Dad, when will I be old enough so I don’t have to ask mom for her permission to go out?’ Dad: ‘Son, even I haven`t grown old enough to go out without her permission!’###Mother: ‘Sweetie, make a Christmas wish.’Girl: ‘I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa’s computer.’